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Thought I'd Heard it All

A road buddy recently told me a funny story. Yes, he sleeps in his vehicle and that's not amusing at all, but sometimes peeing al fresca has it's perks. He was still half-asleep and, after a quick glance around to make sure no-one was watching, he unleashed his lizard and did his business at the edge of an empty field. After he finished he noticed the low foliage rustling and out from under it came a very wet skunk. Oops. As the critter hurried away it glanced over its shoulder at my friend and gave him a baleful stare as if to say, this ain't over yet, pal. Quid pro quo.

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